the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????
As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening
i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed
Sometimes i get carried away with snapchat
the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website
And so much Totoro!
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
just woke up 2 find jill slid this under my front door
i put it in and it is actually “so yesterday” 17 times over. my friends are really good sometimes
that thin ass chocolate bowl would never be able to withstand the pressure of my spoon trying to slice ice cream